Thursday, September 03, 2009
I woke up this morning with a disgust feeling, chills down my spine and feeling shitty. Some fucked up dream I had, being a gay prostitute and volunteering my body and soul (notice that I'm using the word volunteer not selling which means I'm doing for free and definitely not for charity) to some stranger and I could still remember that dude had an asshole as big as a baby's head. I stopped halfway in the midst of still just kissing and rubbing, but when I saw that well of death,I gave excuses and keep running here and there till the fucker got bored of me. I think upon the moment when he flashes his clean shaved opened butthole right infront of my face, then some sense came to me and I was like "WTF AM I DOING" hahah.
Fuck man this post sounds really gay.
5 working days left.
Hukum Karma updated at 9/03/2009 04:22:00 PM
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Sunday, August 30, 2009
If you are having a bad day, then picture this.Imagine you're born with a Siamese twin,attached to one another.Apparenty hes gay,where else you're not.And he has a date tonight.And you have only one ass.Nothing could get worse than that.
Was browsing around on friendster and apparently, a certain account struck my attention.
* comments that I made.My name is Nur Suziliani.... I'm from Woodlands.....I'm skooling at Admiralty Secondary......
I'm 13 years old this year and i'm going to be 14 next year*duh you think we were born yesterday is it?*.....My birthday is on 16 August 1991.....
I' m a sweet ,nice,decent, helpful and ''honest''(sometimes) gal *dasar perempuan jalanan*.....
i can be nice at times and i can be very mean,evil,irritating, out of control gal at times too.
*bitch,this sentence really contradicts the one you made before fool. And what the bloody fuck out of control?!*... i like to
make frenz with people i do not noe*Wow,bangladeshis will be happy to hear this.*....i don't care if u are a gal,boy or other races.....but
i ussally hangs around wif boyz *to summarise, "I'm just a slut and my SPELLING is smarter than a fifth grader"*......i also don't noe why
i'm not realli a girl type *kau cacat kot* ....My hobby is to hang around the void deck,chat,talk to my frenz on the phone(bergantung), disturbing people........
many people call me kucing cause i like to scratch people hands until got blood and i like to eat fish *KAU BINATANG APE SIAL HAHA*.....if u want to noe more about me juz add me okiezzz.....
Generation nowadays.
Bunch of nut-sucking muthafucks.
Hukum Karma updated at 8/30/2009 06:17:00 PM
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Saturday, August 29, 2009
About less than 9 working days left for me. I can't be bothered with shit going on in the company so yeah screw them. Reading back the old posts brought memories. The happening times when I'm still a youngster, noob, wild, horny (wait I'm still horny) hanging out with a few strong gigantic bunch of gays whom I called brothers. Or Joffers. We are so gay that you're dad's undies are purple in colour like Dora the explorer herself everytime he goes to work.
My mind is functioning quite badly nowadays. Eventhough masturbating leads to poor memory or shit, but I think 2 years of condemning myself to a place I call a pathetic hell crucifies my brains like Jesus himself. A slowpoke I would call, but not that literally that slow, fuck.
Can't wait to watch Final Destination 3D. Hope there's sex scenes so I can touch here and there and cum all over the people in the cinema. I need to buck up on my blogging skills. This too chim no vulgarity kinda of post terrifies the living carcass out of me. I think I'm turning into Harry Potter.
I know its fasting month but the temptation to watch porn is overwhelming me. But hell, there's no sound, its like watching Charlie Chaplin masturbating. Dammnn.
Hukum Karma updated at 8/29/2009 11:45:00 PM
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Thursday, August 20, 2009
Booking in tonight,will be back by Saturday.
Singapore Idol is too dramatic,I actually got a little bit disgusted compared to the American one. I didnt really expect for some of them to be that bloody wayang with fake tears and crap and make a fool out of him/herself. Well, to a minority that is. What a blasphemy.
I'm so bored right now and with the thought of wearing the the same old shit and going out soon feels like final destination. Its like you're a cast of the movie and you know you're gonna hit by a pick up truck or some shitty bus 3 times. But the not-so-cool twist is, I won't die. I can't be bothered by anything that I literally finished a box of ice cream wohoo I will be fat,way to go biggest loser.
I just wished I had a monkey as a pet with a moustache. Slapping his face silly will be the ideal thing to do in times like this.
Hukum Karma updated at 8/20/2009 05:14:00 PM
Finally,I can smell something.
Something every mother's son will be, has been and are craving for.
Dying for the moment, the pink IC, the end of all sufferings.
No,its not national day or the national day rally.
Definitely its not Michael Jackson's death or Moses Lim's birthday.
FREEDOM. ORD....ohh.
*Applies to real men only.So to my dear gay friends, im sorry you're born as such. May God sort you out*Well, im not a full pledge civilian as of yet. Its definitely less than 3 weeks away. 16 sept is the date. So do expect msgs like " ORD OHHHHH " or to my brothers who are still serving the country will be something like " hahahahahahha where got time, loser" or you wont get any msgs from me coz maybe you're not that important.
Damn, my excitement is exposing the faggot in me. I nearly used OMG before the word Damn to start off this sentence. But then i realised OMG is quite a pussy way of expressing things. So moving on, whats next for me?
Work of course. Im more determined than ever. Upgrading myself, get a good job and have alots of money so when I die, I will appear more than Michael Jackson himself in Entertainment Tonight. Basically this will be it for now. I don't know who's reading and shit and who the fuck are those bunch of idiots in my tagboard.
Oh yeah, a series of timeline, or myself rather, before and during NS.
This was taken in 2002/2003/2004 or whatever year it is. I can't believe that noobshit on the right is me. Well, the other 3 punks in there are more worst.
Those rock hair days.
Ahhh BMT.
6 months in SISPEC. Taken in Thailand, Crescendo.
Last year.
21 and still horny.
oops?
Hukum Karma updated at 8/20/2009 01:59:00 AM
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Sunday, February 01, 2009
Roughly about 7 more months to go to ORD-ohhh~. Well, that sounds like a big accomplishment though. Never thought it would be so fast. Reading this blog felt like as if yesterday's post was about me going to tekong. Just imagine, you have overcome the biggest obstacle in ur life, you have achieved everything and then one night you go to sleep, when you wake up, you're just 3 and still sucking on mommy's nipple. Haha. Now that's a bloody nightmare.
Which brings me to another point. Do you smoke if the cigarette didn't produce any smoke? I don't think I would. So do smokers smoke just because its cool coz there's some shit factory coming out of your mouth or is it the feeling (which I don't really see the point) of the tobacco down your throat to your lungs? Think bout it.
On football, David Beckham is making headlines in Milan woohooooo scoring two goals already wohoooo
My life is going normal so far, consider that I'm happy and content for the moment. Ups and downs are common if not you're just a fucking tree living in god's green earth. That's all friends, if you're reading.
Hukum Karma updated at 2/01/2009 07:57:00 PM
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Thursday, December 04, 2008
Well i feel like updating so here goes, even though I don't give a footrot ass whether you read it or not.
Pay is next week and it feels like a million years away. My recruits just had their passing out parade few days back so.. whoa? Yea whatever. Slightly about 9 months more to go to ORD but I can't be bothered now. How beautiful life can be to retrieve my Pink IC say..tomorrow? Yea, 1 year in uniform is enough. The last thing I would expect is to wear the newly set designed ones and walk around in public. People would thought Im some army dude from brunei, or whatever.
I have made alot of mistakes in my life, and its time for a change. Im growing older and hopefully I wont be bald or shit. I wanna have a good life with my beautiful girl, have kids and make them watch wrestling everday, get a good job and live life to the fullest. Enough of stupid mistakes, lying and whtever it is, its time now, if you know what I mean. Love you Syahirah.Simpsons is cool. And Ultraman Kelantan is so fucked up.Haha.
Youtube it.
Hukum Karma updated at 12/04/2008 02:47:00 PM
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Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Selamat Hari Raya fags.
Well every year feels the same thing. No more excitement. Im getting older, so are my friends. It would be like a total dickhead if we decided to play some fireworks under the block or catching. Everything seems like a bore now. The only thing I'm looking forward to is celebrating the occasion with my own family. Get what I'm cookin?
Booking in tonight. To others, it sucks. But its quite alright. I don't reallie bother. Outside world is full of shit. Cigarettes going bonkers with the upcoming labelling, well, that's fucking bullshit. The prices are already ridiculous and now this. Maybe we will get cigarettes with half of its length in few years to come. Or maybe my life is full of shit. Haha I don't know.
I feel like giving up.
Man, why so emo?
Maaf zahir dan batin dan kain samping dan ketupat kering.
Hukum Karma updated at 10/01/2008 02:42:00 PM
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